Can My Electric Toothbrush Spy on Me?
Toothbrush Co.'s New Smart Toothbrush Monitors Your Teeth
“You get the data on your teeth!”
Track your family's oral hygiene in the click of
an ad a smile :–)
Handy app* shows how well you and your children are brushing! Sends you* handy tips* tailored to your personal* oral hygiene requirements*.
Simply install our handy companion app* , link* the toothbrush* to the app* at the click of a button*, and every time you brush we'll update your tooth hygiene profile.
Multi-pack discount! Keep tabs on your whole family at once. Even when they move out of your home to live their own lives,
you we can still track them.
“We've got our teeth into your data!”
- *App runs proprietary software: only we know what is does.
- *Brush runs proprietary software: only we know what is does.
- *App requires your consent to Google or Apple tracking.
- *Brush requires your consent to Toothbrush Co. tracking.
- *Both require your consent to Valued Partners tracking you too.
maywill send you carefully selected offers.
- *Requires giving
itus your wifi password.
- *Sends your data to our servers, where we mine it.
- *Option to get your own data back from us. See subscription tiers.
maywill collect additional data about your habits.
- *We can remotely upgrade or disable our app.
- *We can remotely upgrade or disable your toothbrush.
- *Oops; did we say “your” toothbrush? Now It's Ours.
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